Most escorts are like diners, where they serve a little bit of everything but the quality is mostly mediocre at best. I, on the other hand, am like that restaurant you go to when you’re craving that one dish you can’t find anywhere else, and the chef may not let you order off the deliberately limited menu, but by god, nobody makes that one dish like he does.
Chances are we’re compatible if you:
- Find YouTube videos of guys flexing hotter than most porn.
- See a hot guy and fixate on his muscles more so than his dick or asshole.
- Think the safest things also happen to be the hottest: muscle worship, gut punching (specifically where I’m the guy getting punched, as seen in my videos) nipple play, body contact, playful “wrestling around,” affection, j.o.
I love being the bigger/stronger guy, the smaller/weaker guy or evenly matched with the other guy. I love dominating and being dominated. I have no wrestling skills but love to playfully “wrestle around.” I love giving and receiving bear hugs and testing each other’s strength. I love arm wrestling (again, no technique here). I love getting pounded in the abs and chest and will gladly reciprocate if the guy likes that too. I love the pump all that exertion gives both our muscles, and I love feeling wiped out afterwards. If you consider that foreplay, you’re not doing it right.
Also, I think anal sex is seriously overrated, especially in the context of casual sex. It has nothing to do with why I’m gay. And while oral sex can be enjoyable in the unlikely event that the guy giving head knows what he’s doing, I don’t think it’s very smart or ethical to do it casually given the rise of drug resistance in antibiotics. The era of cheap, easily cured sexually transmitted infections is coming to a close. ANAL AND ORAL SEX ARE OFF THE MENU when it comes to hooking up with me. DO NOT ASK ME FOR ANAL OR ORAL SEX (INCLUDING RIMMING) OR YOU’LL BE BLOCKED.
Interested in meeting? Get in touch at homoabnormative *at* gmail dot com.